I meant it when I said it.

Well here it is, the inaugural entry of my very first asinine social blog. This blog is intended to be nothing so much as a social commentary on things that I find ironic, humorous, or just downright ridiculous in the small town where I have most of my adventures. No, I'm not going to tell you which small town it is. It's my town, it's your town, it's every American tourist town with a population of less than fifty-thousand. Enjoy.